The Unwanted Gift

My name is Calvin $wine and I’ve something to share.

It won’t take very long, if you’ve a moment to spare.

There’s a small secret that I have and can no longer keep;

It’s the one thing you need to stand out from the sheep!  

I’ve kept this little secret for such a long time;

It’s only fair that I share it, to benefit all of mankind.

Trust me, it won’t cost much;  a small fee is involved.

An investment with a return, worth more than tenfold.


CHORUS

I’m bringing snake oil back.

It’s all you need to get your life on track.

Fame and money:  it’s contentment not greed.

I can sell you everything that you need.

I’m simply selling the validation you need.

You see, my brand is the secret; it’s the golden key.

Beauty and adoration will be yours, you will see!

Just buy all my products and you’ll be living “The Dream”,

Then lap up the attention and be held with esteem!

'cause, admiration leads to fame, then wealth and power,

I promise your charisma will increase by the hour.

Confidence will be yours! Others will admire and will think;

“This guy is so awesome! Even his $hit would not stink.”


CHORUS

I’m bringing snake oil back.

It’s all you need to get your life on track.

Fame and money:  it’s contentment not greed.

I can sell you everything that you need.

I’m simply selling the validation you need.

The women will go wild and fall at your feet.

I’m telling ya they’ll go crazy like a bitch that’s on heat.

And of course there’s the men that will revere and admire,

Oh how the envy will burn in their chest like a fire!


Now don't get it wrong: this aint exploitation.

If you're thinking that, then your clearly mistaken

'cause I'm an entrepreneur, there no bullshit involved.

Ya know a philanthropist; so all guilt is absolved.

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